Twas a Redneck Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailer Not a creature was stirrin’ ‘Cept a redneck named Taylor. His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle, And a-runnin’ down his chin Was a...
View ArticleRedneck Medical Dictionary
The Redneck Dictionary of Medical Terms 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 Benign: What you be after you be eight. Artery: The study of paintings. Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria. Barium: What doctors...
View ArticleTechnology for Country Folk
Log On: Making a wood stove hotter. Log Off: Don’t add no more wood. Monitor: Keeping an eye on the wood stove. Download: Gettin’ the farwood off the truk. Mega Hertz: When yer not keerful gettin’ the...
View ArticleRedneck Nativity
In a small Southern town there was a Nativity Scene that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me: The three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets....
View ArticleSanta’s Cousin
Dear ya’ll: 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve your area on Christmas Eve. Due to recent changes in my union contract...
View ArticleRedneck Wedding
Top 10 Signs You’re At A Redneck Wedding 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters 9. Instead of “Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?” ushers ask “Ford Or Chevy?”...
View ArticleRedneck Jedi
You Might be a Redneck Jedi If….. 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with ya’ll.” Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light saber to open a...
View ArticleYou Know You’re A Redneck If
You Know You’re A Redneck If: 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 You think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk. The Salvation Army declines your mattress. You were shooting pool when...
View ArticleYou may be a High Tech Redneck if…
You may be a High Tech Redneck if…. (Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy) 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 you have old computers up on blocks in the front yard. your e-mail address ends in “over.yonder.com.”...
View ArticleFederation Redneck Quiz
You might be a Federation Redneck if… 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 ….he sets the fore viewscreen to reruns of “Bassmaster.” ….he programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, and turnip greens. ….he...
View ArticleWindows 98 Alabama Edition
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help...
View ArticleHokieland Residency Application
Last Name: ________________ 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 First name: (Check appropriate box): (_) Billy-Bob (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (_) Billy Age:...
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